bootson: (Panic- Bden Shy Smile)
Title: Seeing The Side of Me You Should
Pairing: pre-Brendon/Spencer, past-Jon/Spencer
Rating: PG (maybe PG-13 for language, if you want to be super specific)
Warnings: Language, hazing (no physical abuse)
Summary: This made absolutely no sense; what would his phone have to do with walking the...two miles or so back to campus in the rain? Hell, Spencer didn't even know where Brendon had started walking from in the first place. Who would...then it started to click. It was the beginning of April, Hell Week.
Word Count: 3870
Disclaimer: Blatant, bold-faced lies. I don’t know anyone mentioned and while Theta Xi is a real fraternity, I’m not insinuating anything about their hazing practices. I’m sure they follow all the rules and everything.
AN: This was supposed to be for [ profile] hc_bingo for the prompt hazing. Obviously, I missed the deadline. I couldn’t just let go of a nearly finished fic though so I decided I had to finish it and just post it during amnesty (sort of like I want to do with the hooker!Nate fic).
Giant thanks AS ALWAYS to [ profile] pikasafire for the beta and cheerleading and making me write in the first place. I’d never finish anything without her! <3

Title from “Maybe” by Sick Puppies

Spencer was having a shit day... )
bootson: (MCR- Mikey&Gerard)
Title: The Downside to Elf Revolutions
Fandom: Bandom
Characters: bb!Gerard and bb!Mikey
Rating: so very G
Warnings: Other than eight-year-old angst and overuse of the word "stupid", nothing.
Summary: Mikey gets Gerard's present at Christmas and the world is ending.
Word count: ~500 words
Disclaimer: Blatant, bold-faced lies.
AN: I KNOW I missed Christmas but I've had this idea floating around in my head since before then and never got the chance to write it so I kind of accidentally did tonight. IDK. As [ profile] pikasafire said "there should be SO MUCH MORE bb!Ways fic". I'm inclined to agree so...Happy late Christmas.

Frankly, Gerard wanted to write a letter to Santa to let him know one of the elves was slacking off on his job. )
bootson: (Panic- Spencer Venue)
Title: In The Back of Your Head
Fandom: Bandom, specifically Panic (appearances/mentions of members of TAI, MCR, FOB, Cobra, The Cab, Travie and TYV)
Pairing: Gen (but intended pre-Brendon/Spencer/Bob)
[ profile] hc_bingo prompt: Cages
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Slavery, physical violence, emotional and physical abuse, mentions of sex slavery (non-explicit), forced nudity, language
Summary: Spencer didn't actually look at anyone who came to browse, didn't care, never did. It was all the same, even if the faces changed. Not all places were like Saporta's, the vast majority were a direct opposite but they all looked like perfectly respectable people....if respectable meant in favor of owning people and forcing them to get their hands dirty so you don't have to.
Word Count: 14,648
Disclaimer: I know nothing; I own nothing. This never happened, thank God.
AN and Thanks )

PART ONE (7290 words)
PART TWO (7358 words)
bootson: (Patd: SpenceSmile)
Title: Press Play
Fandom: Bandslash
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Spencer Smith
[ profile] hc_bingo prompt: Build-up of job-related trauma
Rating: NC17
Warnings: profanity, sexual acts in a (very) semi-public setting
Summary: Spencer's stressed about the state of his band; Bob pushes.
Word Count: 2,111
Disclaimer: Know nothing, own nothing, lie a lot.
AN: I don't even know, you guys. There are maybe 4 of you that are going to be interested in this...sorry about that (I think I need more bandom friends). But, anyway, Spencer/Bob...sort of my guilty pleasure and there's not enough of it. I'm hoping it fits the prompt because I just sort of started it and realized that "oh hey, this totally works for the bingo I'm trying to actually accomplish." Big thanks to [ profile] pikasafire for being a cheerleader, being insightful, and somehow causing this whole thing to begin with.

You're a bad liar, I ever tell you that? )
bootson: (VampD- 3)
Title: Sh-sh-shakin'
Fandom: Bandom (Panic! at the Disco)
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
[ profile] hc_bingo prompt: electrocution
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Other than mild electrocution and boy stupidity, it's pretty safe.
Summary: Brendon installs a fence and it backfires.
Word Count: 1430
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: Finally finished one of the prompts for [ profile] hc_bingo (full card here...potentially triggery). Still not posting bandom in bandom comms, I don't know why. Maybe eventually I'll write something that isn't Brendon/Spencer...that possibility isn't seeming too likely. Title from Rooney's "Shakin'" because I suck at titles and I've never had issues being cliche. No beta, feel free to poke at my errors or offer to beta in the future. ;)

Your asking for trouble. We're going to get sued. )
bootson: (Bden/Spence)
Working Title: Partial Pretense (aka Baby's First Bandom Fic)
Fandom: Bandom - Panic! at the Disco
Pairing: Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith
Rating: PG
Summary: Brendon is rambly, Spencer never learned to resist, and Haley's too considerate anyway.
Word Count: < 1,000
Disclaimer: I know nothing. I own nothing. Etc. Etc. So forth.
AN: Oh. My. God. I WROTE BANDOM. I WROTE PANIC. *hands* WHAT IS MY LIFE!!!!! This is, truly and honestly, [ profile] b_dsaint's fault. I asked for prompts, she said one of the girlfriends should be a beard for a Panic pairing. This happened and I didn't even read over it after I wrote it, just decided to post it. This may grow at a later date because...I kinda like it. It will probably never see the light of day anywhere but here....but I don't care. It's an experiment in if I can write these boys, really. And I wanted it somewhere that wasn't comments. it is. If I ever actually make it a real fic, it will get a clever (read: cheesy) title. Until then....this is it.

We should buy her presents. Lots of presents. Pretty, shiny, sparkly things. )
bootson: (CFine- Shades)
Title: Breakfast of Champions
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13 (for language. Otherwise, pretty PG)
Summary: Chris' choice of breakfast food is insulting and pathetic.
Word Count: 1204
Warnings: None really
Disclaimer: I know nothing, I imply nothing, and I own nothing. That about covers it.
AN: Oh, Hey! Lookit! I wrote something again! I haven't written a thing in ages, which is sad since I used to average, like, a fic a week. Anyway, to get me out of my slump, I asked for prompts and this is the only one I've finished so far. [ profile] babkykid528 gave me dialogue to run with and...this is where I ended up. No beta, so feel free to poke at my typoes and such with a stick. :)

This puffed sugar and chocolate flavored abomination with tiny, freeze-dried marshmallow bits has absolutely no nutritional value. You know that, right? )
bootson: (KBell- XMas)
Title: Be Still
Written For: [ profile] trekrpfexchange for [ profile] x_carnivale_x
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG
Prompt/Summary: Due to filming, Christmas Eve doesn’t go as Zach or Chris planned. Chris suffers a nerve induced bout of insomnia. Zach figures it’s better late than never.
Word Count: 2327
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: I know we're all over Christmas at this point (or at least I sure as hell am), but I keep wanting to write something and can't really come up with any awesome ideas, so I'm breaking my way too long radio silence and bringing this out. Also, big thanks to my girls [ profile] chellealistic for the beta and [ profile] babykid528 for trying to help me think up ideas for this. <3

Can we just…be still for a little while? )
bootson: (ZQ- Lip)
Title: Of Eyeliner, Lip Stain, and a Shameless Ploy
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zach gets a late night surprise visit. Chris rambles and gets….mouthy.
Warnings: Um. Is smeared makeup on Chris a warning? It gets kinda rough, but the rating covers the rest.
Word Count: 2108
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not associated with me. Not real. Not a lot of things...really.
AN: This was comment fic for [ profile] xscribblings who needed her Pinto love revived. But I am incapable of writing something short. And uh…I maybe was listening to old Nickelback the other day…and had “Figured You Out” stuck in my head.

I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that’s on your knees. I like the way you still say “please” while you’re looking up at me... )
bootson: (WC- Team Awesome)
Title: Jeans
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R/NC-17 (honestly, I suck at where the line is between the two)
Summary: Zach cons Chris into flirting with him at a party. It quickly turns into a challenge on both parts.
Word Count: 2,727 (I LOVE my word counts!)
Warnings: Nothing the rating wouldn't cover, I don't think. Oh, and designer jeans are sacrificed for the greater good (I know, it’s a sad thing).
Disclaimer: Lies. Bold faced, blatant lies.
Beta: [ profile] b_dsaint <333333
AN: This has been sitting around for….months but I needed a break from NaNo for a minute and I wanted something easy (ha, pun, sort of…) So, you see, This started because I was listening to God only knows what now and I said to myself “Self, Zach should use Chris to make someone jealous.” It quickly degenerated into “Someone should come in their pants.”

Flirt with me for a minute. )
bootson: (ZQ- Lip)
Title: The Real Life of Jack Christian
Author: [ profile] bootson
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris writes novels on the side and under a pseudonym. He finds out Zach’s a fan and pesters him constantly.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: nothing you wouldn't expect from the rating.
Word Count: 5197 (this part)
Disclaimer: I’m a pathological liar.
AN: For this prompt at [ profile] trek_rpf_kink. I really can't believe this has gone over as well as it has. I promised it wouldn't be a long wait! Here you go guys.
Thanks to [ profile] chellealistic for being the best beta I could ask for.


Are you telling me…sitting here, staring at the lamp and honestly telling me that you are Jack Christian? )
bootson: (CPine- Glee)
Title: The Real Life of Jack Christian [1/2]
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris writes novels on the side and under a pseudonym. He finds out Zach’s a fan and pesters him constantly.
Rating: PG13
Warning: Uh…language, mostly.
Word Count: 5625 (for this part)
Disclaimer: I’m a pathological liar.
AN: For this prompt at [ profile] trek_rpf_kink. This did not even remotely go in the direction I originally planned (you all know how that goes) and it ended up having a sort of…dual story feel with two different things running parallel. Maybe it’s sort of cracky, sort of AU (only not really). I have NO idea what happens when people get books published. And I decimated any semblance of a real timeline here.
It’s about a half step from finished so the rest may be up tonight…maybe tomorrow morning. I’m just really antsy over it for some reason so I’m posting half. AND, huge thanks to [ profile] chellealistic for reading this like 3 times so far and being generally amazing.

I like my office. Touch it and I’ll cut your hair in your sleep. Then shave the rest of your eyebrows, make it easier for the makeup girls. )
bootson: (Spork it Out)
Title: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Zachary
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris has some left over childhood fondness for Halloween.
Rating: PG-ish, there’s some language and suggestion but nothing horrid.
Word Count: 1247
Disclaimer: Don’t know and/or influence these two. I also don’t own any version of Charlie Brown.
AN: [ profile] pinto_fic Halloween prompt challenge: Pumpkin.
No beta. Hope it’s as cute as I think it is. ha

There are three things you don’t discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. )
bootson: (STXI- Uhura/Shock)
Title: Wouldn’t Be Much
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R (like, Hard R because the end took on a life of its own)
Summary: (courtesy of my favorite beta) “Zach wants some action…” also, Chris needs convincing.
Warnings: Language, accused blackmail (sort of), and rating indicated things
Word Count: 3000 (how awesome is that)
Disclaimer: Yeah, they totally don't do this in their spare time...just my warped imagination.
Beta: [ profile] chellealistic <33
AN: Basically, I’ve been all mental blocked so I sat down, listened to the slow songs on Reba’s new cd and pretended I knew what in hell I was doing with this. If it reads like a country song without a plot…well, I’m a hick and a country fan so that’s why. I may also have been watching The Notebook at some point in this process.

We’re not starting this out much differently than we did in the beginning. Wouldn’t be much like us if we didn’t get circular. )
bootson: (ZQ- Lip)
Title: Go-To Guy
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zach takes care of everyone else, so who takes care of him?
Word Count: 2,121
Warnings: Some fluff and awkward couch shenanigans.
Disclaimer: No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: For [ profile] b_dsaint, who needed cheering up and asked for “comfort fic. overblown cuteness. porn. lol i really dont care” I RARELY write porn on any level…but I hope you like it, bb! ♥ (Sorry it took so long)
I have no idea how this got where it did or what happened while it was getting there. So, yeah, be warned of that. HUGE Thank you to my beloved [ profile] chellealistic for talking me through this.

He wanted someone to randomly drop by to double check that he wasn’t in a depression spiral of doom. )
bootson: (Default)
Title: I Like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13
Summary: Zach likes old school boybands. Chris mocks.
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: You may experience fangirly flashbacks to the late 90’s. Boyband mockery…they’re all fair game (Except BBMak and SoulDecision…because no one else knows who they are). Some language. General Crackiness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, the “bands”, the song titles/lyrics, or anything other than my word choice and clothes really. No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: Backstreet’s Back! Okay, so as you may have seen from [ profile] b_dsaint’s AWESOME crack!fic, there was an EPIC boyband spazz out discussion on Twitter a little bit ago because, yes, BSB had returned (again…). Somehow that turned into a loose sequel to Romance is Dead or I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too. Chris gets his revenge for the Twilight ridicule.
[ profile] babykid528 and [ profile] b_dsaint are enablers of the worst kind…This is for you, girlies.

I debated posting this because...well, I think it may be kind of crap and fail at being even REMOTELY funny. Apparently, I'm more funny when I'm writing Chris than Zach. Oh well. I promised the girls they get it.

bootson: (ZQ- STFU)
Title: Romance is Dead OR I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too.
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG?
Summary: Chris likes Twilight. Zach mocks.
Word Count: ~1800
Warnings: Twilight mockery. Copious Twilight quoting. General crackiness. Also, Chris gets mildly violent.
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight. No clue what these guys really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: For This Prompt at [ profile] trek_rpf_kink. Hopefully, this is funny (but probably not as much as I think it is). No beta because I just wrote it quickyly...But a big thanks to [ profile] chellealistic for proving someone else laughed! <3
Also, I stole a line directly from the “second” left by [ profile] high_flyer87. (Hope you don’t mind, bb!)

I hate you. )
bootson: (CPine- Glee)
Title: Scheme
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me (Part 2B/2B)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When they’re outed, they’re already over. This is the aftermath. From Zach’s perspective.
Word Count: 5529
Warnings: Language and angst, baby. As always.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: [ profile] chellealistic.
AN: Zach’s POV of Revision or the Sequel to Distance! Since I wrote this series in what turned out to be a VERY strange order, you sort of get to play the “Choose Your Own Path” story game. Remember those books? I know [ profile] someidiothasice does! ;) Anyway, you can read Chris’ Version (Part 1A: Irony and Part 2A: Revision) or Zach’s Version (Part 1B: Distance and this - Part 2B: Scheme) or Mix Match the two (Irony, Distance, Revision, Scheme), which is what I recommend because I tried to limit scene overlap by mostly only putting a vague mention of things which occurred in Chris’ half.
This is, I would say, the last part.

Here’s a more convenient list. XD
Part 1A: Irony
Part 1B: Distance
Part 2A: Revision

Part 2B: You were already the brave one, already surpassed anything I’ve done. Now, let me do some of the fighting for you, right? )
bootson: (CPine- Glee)
Title: Unfortunate
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto (as if I can even write anything else anymore)
Rating: PG
Summary: Chris has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Word Count: 1650
Warnings: Shameless fluff. Very, VERY little dialogue. Oneshot, so is “no beta” a warning? With me, it probably should be.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
AN: I started out set (DETERMINED I TELL YOU) to write smut again. Really, I did. Instead, I can’t get anything past cuddling out (and we’ll say it’s because my nephew is over here every two minutes and even if he can’t read, I can’t be smutty when he’s trying to play Power Rangers). But, anyway, I like cuddling, so I’m okay with it.

ETA: [ profile] fuckr pointed out that Thank You by Dido is pretty much perfect for this. Just putting it out there because...well, it's so true I had to share. ;)

In retrospect, the cell phone debacle was where the day had gone downhill. )
bootson: (ZQ- Flare)
Title: Distance
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me (Part 1B; Follows Irony and Revision, sort of)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When they’re outed, they’re already over. This is the aftermath. From Zach’s perspective.
Word Count: 4606
Warnings: Language and angst, baby. As always.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: [ profile] chellealistic.
AN: (long A/N is long, sorry) By popular vote (and a huge self-indulgent streak), I bring you Zach’s version of Irony! I don’t know that you need to read it or the sequel, Revision, first. The order I’d probably recommend reading them is Irony (Part 1A), Distance (Part 1B), Revision (Part 2A). Zach, for all his repetitive neurosis, needed some vindication, so he gets to tell his side. This gets a little confusing to explain here, but Distance & Irony are the same time frame so they get labeled “Parts 1”, Revision and the as yet untitled Zach POV get labeled “Parts 2”. A indicates Chris’ POV while B indicates Zach’s. Does this make any sense at all?

Also, because it’s me, I recommend listening to SAVE YOU by Kelly Clarkson. It’s perfection and will break your heart more than “Cry.” Promise.

[A= Chris POV ; B= Zach POV]
Part 1A: Irony

Part 1B: Distance was only effective when actively imposed mentally and emotionally as well as physically. )

Part 2A: Revision
Part 2B: Scheme


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