oh my god, I started copying lines that made me laugh IN THE VERY FIRST SENTENCE but had to give up because I was copying the ENTIRE STORY!!!
“Tomorrow you start New Moon. It’s completely heartbreaking, which proves love can become a lifeline even though there are various types and shades. Then Eclipse is about decisions, change, and new chapters in life. Breaking Dawn is a self-indulgent fail, but you have to read them all once you get started.”
“I hate you.”
THIS! I HAD THIS CONVERSATION WITH MY MOTHER!!! She's ridiculously in love with Twilight and convinced me to try and read the first one, but I threw it at her head after about two chapters.... hee
Zach barely managed not to tell him the themes were imaginary until he found a better way to handle this while obsession, because that’s what it was, now that he knew its extent. I think you meant "whole obsession"
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“Tomorrow you start New Moon. It’s completely heartbreaking, which proves love can become a lifeline even though there are various types and shades. Then Eclipse is about decisions, change, and new chapters in life. Breaking Dawn is a self-indulgent fail, but you have to read them all once you get started.”
“I hate you.”
THIS! I HAD THIS CONVERSATION WITH MY MOTHER!!! She's ridiculously in love with Twilight and convinced me to try and read the first one, but I threw it at her head after about two chapters.... hee
Zach barely managed not to tell him the themes were imaginary until he found a better way to handle this while obsession, because that’s what it was, now that he knew its extent. I think you meant "whole obsession"