Romance is Dead or I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too ;; PG

Title: Romance is Dead OR I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too.
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG?
Summary: Chris likes Twilight. Zach mocks.
Word Count: ~1800
Warnings: Twilight mockery. Copious Twilight quoting. General crackiness. Also, Chris gets mildly violent.
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight. No clue what these guys really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: For This Prompt at trek_rpf_kink. Hopefully, this is funny (but probably not as much as I think it is). No beta because I just wrote it quickyly...But a big thanks to chellealistic for proving someone else laughed! <3
Also, I stole a line directly from the “second” left by high_flyer87. (Hope you don’t mind, bb!)

( I hate you. )