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Blanket Disclaimer: I own nothing. No really. I have some college debt and my car isn't paid off. I own NOTHING. I possess an overactive, potentially dangerous imagination and someone taught me how to type once. This means, if you really are that dim, I don't know the people in my RPF and have no idea what they actually do in their free time. If I ever write FPF, I don't own the characters, I just play with them on occasion and then return them unscathed and shiny back to their original packages.

A note of works "inspired by" things I've written: This applies to podfic, mixes, art, fic based on/set in the same world as my fic. Just ask and make sure to credit me! Chances are, I'm going to be cool with (and ridiculously excited about) it nine times out of ten. :D


MASTERLIST: Basically, I am entirely too lazy to remember to update a masterpost so you can find all my fic neatly organized (and search/sort-able!) HERE on AO3.

Thanks for stopping by!
bootson: (MCR- Mikey&Gerard)
Title: The Downside to Elf Revolutions
Fandom: Bandom
Characters: bb!Gerard and bb!Mikey
Rating: so very G
Warnings: Other than eight-year-old angst and overuse of the word "stupid", nothing.
Summary: Mikey gets Gerard's present at Christmas and the world is ending.
Word count: ~500 words
Disclaimer: Blatant, bold-faced lies.
AN: I KNOW I missed Christmas but I've had this idea floating around in my head since before then and never got the chance to write it so I kind of accidentally did tonight. IDK. As [livejournal.com profile] pikasafire said "there should be SO MUCH MORE bb!Ways fic". I'm inclined to agree so...Happy late Christmas.

Frankly, Gerard wanted to write a letter to Santa to let him know one of the elves was slacking off on his job. )
bootson: (Panic- Spencer Venue)
Title: In The Back of Your Head
Fandom: Bandom, specifically Panic (appearances/mentions of members of TAI, MCR, FOB, Cobra, The Cab, Travie and TYV)
Pairing: Gen (but intended pre-Brendon/Spencer/Bob)
[livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo prompt: Cages
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Slavery, physical violence, emotional and physical abuse, mentions of sex slavery (non-explicit), forced nudity, language
Summary: Spencer didn't actually look at anyone who came to browse, didn't care, never did. It was all the same, even if the faces changed. Not all places were like Saporta's, the vast majority were a direct opposite but they all looked like perfectly respectable people....if respectable meant in favor of owning people and forcing them to get their hands dirty so you don't have to.
Word Count: 14,648
Disclaimer: I know nothing; I own nothing. This never happened, thank God.
AN and Thanks )

PART ONE (7290 words)
PART TWO (7358 words)
bootson: (Patd: SpenceSmile)
Title: Press Play
Fandom: Bandslash
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Spencer Smith
[livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo prompt: Build-up of job-related trauma
Rating: NC17
Warnings: profanity, sexual acts in a (very) semi-public setting
Summary: Spencer's stressed about the state of his band; Bob pushes.
Word Count: 2,111
Disclaimer: Know nothing, own nothing, lie a lot.
AN: I don't even know, you guys. There are maybe 4 of you that are going to be interested in this...sorry about that (I think I need more bandom friends). But, anyway, Spencer/Bob...sort of my guilty pleasure and there's not enough of it. I'm hoping it fits the prompt because I just sort of started it and realized that "oh hey, this totally works for the bingo I'm trying to actually accomplish." Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pikasafire for being a cheerleader, being insightful, and somehow causing this whole thing to begin with.


You're a bad liar, I ever tell you that? )
bootson: (Audrey- Hat)
Title: Appropriate Places
Fandom: Bandom (Panic! at the Disco, The Young Veins, and a little The Like)
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer (Jon/Cassie, Ryan/Z)
Rating: PG
Summary: Jon's getting married; Brendon and Spencer are maybe, possibly, sort of invited.
Warnings: Absolutely none
Word Count: ~2000
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: Title does not imply what you think it implies (minds out of the gutter!) For wedding in my random prompts from a table challenge with [livejournal.com profile] xscribblings. This is still part of my "i'm writing bandom and not posting it outside my journal" complex...I'll get over that for [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo, I guess. I don't know if I like this, but I don't know what to do about it. The only thing I KNOW I really dislike is the lack of Jon Walker (who I love so dearly) in exchange for so much Ryan Ross (which...I usually don't.) Whatever. I think this is my way of dealing with the split...skip ahead about six years and fix it all in subtext.


Chicago was different in the summer... )
bootson: (Pinto)
Title: 180 Degrees - The FULL version
Pairing: Kristen Bell/Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17 (overall, part 1 is mostly PG13)
Summary: Kris and Zach seduce Chris.
Warnings: Threesome. If that wasn’t obvious….uh…otherwise pretty standard.
Word Count: 10,766 (posted in two parts)
Disclaimer: I'm a pathological liar. Except that part about lying; that's true.
AN: Full AN and thanks and such in PART ONE

PART TWO )
bootson: (ZQ/KBell)
Title: 180 Degrees - The FULL version
Pairing: Kristen Bell/Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17 (overall, part 1 is mostly PG13)
Summary: Kris and Zach seduce Chris.
Warnings: Threesome. If that wasn’t obvious….uh…otherwise pretty standard.
Word Count: 10,766 (posted in two parts)
Disclaimer: I'm a pathological liar. Except that part about lying; that's true.

(LONG AN, Thank yous and fic behind the cuts)

LONG AN is LONG )

Part 1 )

PART TWO
bootson: (Bden/Spence)
Working Title: Partial Pretense (aka Baby's First Bandom Fic)
Fandom: Bandom - Panic! at the Disco
Pairing: Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith
Rating: PG
Summary: Brendon is rambly, Spencer never learned to resist, and Haley's too considerate anyway.
Word Count: < 1,000
Disclaimer: I know nothing. I own nothing. Etc. Etc. So forth.
AN: Oh. My. God. I WROTE BANDOM. I WROTE PANIC. *hands* WHAT IS MY LIFE!!!!! This is, truly and honestly, [livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint's fault. I asked for prompts, she said one of the girlfriends should be a beard for a Panic pairing. This happened and I didn't even read over it after I wrote it, just decided to post it. This may grow at a later date because...I kinda like it. It will probably never see the light of day anywhere but here....but I don't care. It's an experiment in if I can write these boys, really. And I wanted it somewhere that wasn't comments. So...here it is. If I ever actually make it a real fic, it will get a clever (read: cheesy) title. Until then....this is it.

We should buy her presents. Lots of presents. Pretty, shiny, sparkly things. )
bootson: (CFine- Shades)
Title: Breakfast of Champions
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13 (for language. Otherwise, pretty PG)
Summary: Chris' choice of breakfast food is insulting and pathetic.
Word Count: 1204
Warnings: None really
Disclaimer: I know nothing, I imply nothing, and I own nothing. That about covers it.
AN: Oh, Hey! Lookit! I wrote something again! I haven't written a thing in ages, which is sad since I used to average, like, a fic a week. Anyway, to get me out of my slump, I asked for prompts and this is the only one I've finished so far. [livejournal.com profile] babkykid528 gave me dialogue to run with and...this is where I ended up. No beta, so feel free to poke at my typoes and such with a stick. :)


This puffed sugar and chocolate flavored abomination with tiny, freeze-dried marshmallow bits has absolutely no nutritional value. You know that, right? )
bootson: (KBell- XMas)
Title: Be Still
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] trekrpfexchange for [livejournal.com profile] x_carnivale_x
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG
Prompt/Summary: Due to filming, Christmas Eve doesn’t go as Zach or Chris planned. Chris suffers a nerve induced bout of insomnia. Zach figures it’s better late than never.
Word Count: 2327
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: I know we're all over Christmas at this point (or at least I sure as hell am), but I keep wanting to write something and can't really come up with any awesome ideas, so I'm breaking my way too long radio silence and bringing this out. Also, big thanks to my girls [livejournal.com profile] chellealistic for the beta and [livejournal.com profile] babykid528 for trying to help me think up ideas for this. <3

Can we just…be still for a little while? )
bootson: (ZQ- Lip)
Title: Of Eyeliner, Lip Stain, and a Shameless Ploy
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zach gets a late night surprise visit. Chris rambles and gets….mouthy.
Warnings: Um. Is smeared makeup on Chris a warning? It gets kinda rough, but the rating covers the rest.
Word Count: 2108
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not associated with me. Not real. Not a lot of things...really.
AN: This was comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] xscribblings who needed her Pinto love revived. But I am incapable of writing something short. And uh…I maybe was listening to old Nickelback the other day…and had “Figured You Out” stuck in my head.

I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that’s on your knees. I like the way you still say “please” while you’re looking up at me... )
bootson: (WC- Team Awesome)
Title: Jeans
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R/NC-17 (honestly, I suck at where the line is between the two)
Summary: Zach cons Chris into flirting with him at a party. It quickly turns into a challenge on both parts.
Word Count: 2,727 (I LOVE my word counts!)
Warnings: Nothing the rating wouldn't cover, I don't think. Oh, and designer jeans are sacrificed for the greater good (I know, it’s a sad thing).
Disclaimer: Lies. Bold faced, blatant lies.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint <333333
AN: This has been sitting around for….months but I needed a break from NaNo for a minute and I wanted something easy (ha, pun, sort of…) So, you see, This started because I was listening to God only knows what now and I said to myself “Self, Zach should use Chris to make someone jealous.” It quickly degenerated into “Someone should come in their pants.”

Flirt with me for a minute. )
bootson: (ZQ- Lip)
Title: The Real Life of Jack Christian
Author: [livejournal.com profile] bootson
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris writes novels on the side and under a pseudonym. He finds out Zach’s a fan and pesters him constantly.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: nothing you wouldn't expect from the rating.
Word Count: 5197 (this part)
Disclaimer: I’m a pathological liar.
AN: For this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] trek_rpf_kink. I really can't believe this has gone over as well as it has. I promised it wouldn't be a long wait! Here you go guys.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] chellealistic for being the best beta I could ask for.

PART ONE

Are you telling me…sitting here, staring at the lamp and honestly telling me that you are Jack Christian? )
bootson: (CPine- Glee)
Title: The Real Life of Jack Christian [1/2]
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris writes novels on the side and under a pseudonym. He finds out Zach’s a fan and pesters him constantly.
Rating: PG13
Warning: Uh…language, mostly.
Word Count: 5625 (for this part)
Disclaimer: I’m a pathological liar.
AN: For this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] trek_rpf_kink. This did not even remotely go in the direction I originally planned (you all know how that goes) and it ended up having a sort of…dual story feel with two different things running parallel. Maybe it’s sort of cracky, sort of AU (only not really). I have NO idea what happens when people get books published. And I decimated any semblance of a real timeline here.
It’s about a half step from finished so the rest may be up tonight…maybe tomorrow morning. I’m just really antsy over it for some reason so I’m posting half. AND, huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] chellealistic for reading this like 3 times so far and being generally amazing.


I like my office. Touch it and I’ll cut your hair in your sleep. Then shave the rest of your eyebrows, make it easier for the makeup girls. )
bootson: (Spork it Out)
Title: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Zachary
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris has some left over childhood fondness for Halloween.
Rating: PG-ish, there’s some language and suggestion but nothing horrid.
Word Count: 1247
Disclaimer: Don’t know and/or influence these two. I also don’t own any version of Charlie Brown.
AN: [livejournal.com profile] pinto_fic Halloween prompt challenge: Pumpkin.
No beta. Hope it’s as cute as I think it is. ha

There are three things you don’t discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. )
bootson: (STXI- Uhura/Shock)
Title: Wouldn’t Be Much
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R (like, Hard R because the end took on a life of its own)
Summary: (courtesy of my favorite beta) “Zach wants some action…” also, Chris needs convincing.
Warnings: Language, accused blackmail (sort of), and rating indicated things
Word Count: 3000 (how awesome is that)
Disclaimer: Yeah, they totally don't do this in their spare time...just my warped imagination.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] chellealistic <33
AN: Basically, I’ve been all mental blocked so I sat down, listened to the slow songs on Reba’s new cd and pretended I knew what in hell I was doing with this. If it reads like a country song without a plot…well, I’m a hick and a country fan so that’s why. I may also have been watching The Notebook at some point in this process.


We’re not starting this out much differently than we did in the beginning. Wouldn’t be much like us if we didn’t get circular. )
bootson: (Default)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing/Characters: Kirk/McCoy and individual for each
Rating:c Eh...PG-13
Warnings: One has character death...I'll *** it.
Disclaimer: We’ve been through this…I’m poor so I’m not making money off writing or royalties. Nothing’s mine.
A/N: I haven't cleaned these up at all and I kept getting interrupted while I was doing it anyway. There's not necessarily any connection but you can read them as one disjointd story, maybe. I doubt the characterization is any good, let alone the words themselves. Still, if I wrote it, it's damn well getting posted somewhere. This will probably never see the light of day anywhere outside this here post. But here’s to hoping I can write other things now.

one through ten )
bootson: (ZQ- Lip)
Title: Go-To Guy
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zach takes care of everyone else, so who takes care of him?
Word Count: 2,121
Warnings: Some fluff and awkward couch shenanigans.
Disclaimer: No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: For [livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint, who needed cheering up and asked for “comfort fic. overblown cuteness. porn. lol i really dont care” I RARELY write porn on any level…but I hope you like it, bb! ♥ (Sorry it took so long)
I have no idea how this got where it did or what happened while it was getting there. So, yeah, be warned of that. HUGE Thank you to my beloved [livejournal.com profile] chellealistic for talking me through this.

He wanted someone to randomly drop by to double check that he wasn’t in a depression spiral of doom. )
bootson: (Default)
Title: I Like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13
Summary: Zach likes old school boybands. Chris mocks.
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: You may experience fangirly flashbacks to the late 90’s. Boyband mockery…they’re all fair game (Except BBMak and SoulDecision…because no one else knows who they are). Some language. General Crackiness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, the “bands”, the song titles/lyrics, or anything other than my word choice and clothes really. No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: Backstreet’s Back! Okay, so as you may have seen from [livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint’s AWESOME crack!fic, there was an EPIC boyband spazz out discussion on Twitter a little bit ago because, yes, BSB had returned (again…). Somehow that turned into a loose sequel to Romance is Dead or I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too. Chris gets his revenge for the Twilight ridicule.
[livejournal.com profile] babykid528 and [livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint are enablers of the worst kind…This is for you, girlies.

I debated posting this because...well, I think it may be kind of crap and fail at being even REMOTELY funny. Apparently, I'm more funny when I'm writing Chris than Zach. Oh well. I promised the girls this...so they get it.

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! MY AUDITORY CANALS HAVE COLLAPSED! MY EARDRUMS! THEY'VE RUPTURED! )
bootson: (ZQ- STFU)
Title: Romance is Dead OR I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too.
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG?
Summary: Chris likes Twilight. Zach mocks.
Word Count: ~1800
Warnings: Twilight mockery. Copious Twilight quoting. General crackiness. Also, Chris gets mildly violent.
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight. No clue what these guys really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: For This Prompt at [livejournal.com profile] trek_rpf_kink. Hopefully, this is funny (but probably not as much as I think it is). No beta because I just wrote it quickyly...But a big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] chellealistic for proving someone else laughed! <3
Also, I stole a line directly from the “second” left by [livejournal.com profile] high_flyer87. (Hope you don’t mind, bb!)

I hate you. )

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