Let 'em Know I Wasn't Crazy...

Title: 180 Degrees - The FULL version
Pairing: Kristen Bell/Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17 (overall, part 1 is mostly PG13)
Summary: Kris and Zach seduce Chris.
Warnings: Threesome. If that wasn’t obvious….uh…otherwise pretty standard.
Word Count: 10,766 (posted in two parts)
Disclaimer: I'm a pathological liar. Except that part about lying; that's true.
AN: Full AN and thanks and such in PART ONE

( PART TWO )

Title: Be Still
Written For: trekrpfexchange for x_carnivale_x
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG
Prompt/Summary: Due to filming, Christmas Eve doesn’t go as Zach or Chris planned. Chris suffers a nerve induced bout of insomnia. Zach figures it’s better late than never.
Word Count: 2327
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: I know we're all over Christmas at this point (or at least I sure as hell am), but I keep wanting to write something and can't really come up with any awesome ideas, so I'm breaking my way too long radio silence and bringing this out. Also, big thanks to my girls chellealistic for the beta and babykid528 for trying to help me think up ideas for this. <3

( Can we just…be still for a little while? )

Title: Jeans
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R/NC-17 (honestly, I suck at where the line is between the two)
Summary: Zach cons Chris into flirting with him at a party. It quickly turns into a challenge on both parts.
Word Count: 2,727 (I LOVE my word counts!)
Warnings: Nothing the rating wouldn't cover, I don't think. Oh, and designer jeans are sacrificed for the greater good (I know, it’s a sad thing).
Disclaimer: Lies. Bold faced, blatant lies.
Beta: b_dsaint <333333
AN: This has been sitting around for….months but I needed a break from NaNo for a minute and I wanted something easy (ha, pun, sort of…) So, you see, This started because I was listening to God only knows what now and I said to myself “Self, Zach should use Chris to make someone jealous.” It quickly degenerated into “Someone should come in their pants.”

( Flirt with me for a minute. )

Title: The Real Life of Jack Christian [1/2]
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris writes novels on the side and under a pseudonym. He finds out Zach’s a fan and pesters him constantly.
Rating: PG13
Warning: Uh…language, mostly.
Word Count: 5625 (for this part)
Disclaimer: I’m a pathological liar.
AN: For this prompt at trek_rpf_kink. This did not even remotely go in the direction I originally planned (you all know how that goes) and it ended up having a sort of…dual story feel with two different things running parallel. Maybe it’s sort of cracky, sort of AU (only not really). I have NO idea what happens when people get books published. And I decimated any semblance of a real timeline here.
It’s about a half step from finished so the rest may be up tonight…maybe tomorrow morning. I’m just really antsy over it for some reason so I’m posting half. AND, huge thanks to chellealistic for reading this like 3 times so far and being generally amazing.


( I like my office. Touch it and I’ll cut your hair in your sleep. Then shave the rest of your eyebrows, make it easier for the makeup girls. )

Title: Wouldn’t Be Much
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R (like, Hard R because the end took on a life of its own)
Summary: (courtesy of my favorite beta) “Zach wants some action…” also, Chris needs convincing.
Warnings: Language, accused blackmail (sort of), and rating indicated things
Word Count: 3000 (how awesome is that)
Disclaimer: Yeah, they totally don't do this in their spare time...just my warped imagination.
Beta: chellealistic <33
AN: Basically, I’ve been all mental blocked so I sat down, listened to the slow songs on Reba’s new cd and pretended I knew what in hell I was doing with this. If it reads like a country song without a plot…well, I’m a hick and a country fan so that’s why. I may also have been watching The Notebook at some point in this process.


( We’re not starting this out much differently than we did in the beginning. Wouldn’t be much like us if we didn’t get circular. )

Title: I Like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13
Summary: Zach likes old school boybands. Chris mocks.
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: You may experience fangirly flashbacks to the late 90’s. Boyband mockery…they’re all fair game (Except BBMak and SoulDecision…because no one else knows who they are). Some language. General Crackiness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, the “bands”, the song titles/lyrics, or anything other than my word choice and clothes really. No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: Backstreet’s Back! Okay, so as you may have seen from b_dsaint’s AWESOME crack!fic, there was an EPIC boyband spazz out discussion on Twitter a little bit ago because, yes, BSB had returned (again…). Somehow that turned into a loose sequel to Romance is Dead or I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too. Chris gets his revenge for the Twilight ridicule.
babykid528 and b_dsaint are enablers of the worst kind…This is for you, girlies.

I debated posting this because...well, I think it may be kind of crap and fail at being even REMOTELY funny. Apparently, I'm more funny when I'm writing Chris than Zach. Oh well. I promised the girls this...so they get it.

( MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! MY AUDITORY CANALS HAVE COLLAPSED! MY EARDRUMS! THEY'VE RUPTURED! )

Title: Scheme
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me (Part 2B/2B)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When they’re outed, they’re already over. This is the aftermath. From Zach’s perspective.
Word Count: 5529
Warnings: Language and angst, baby. As always.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: chellealistic.
AN: Zach’s POV of Revision or the Sequel to Distance! Since I wrote this series in what turned out to be a VERY strange order, you sort of get to play the “Choose Your Own Path” story game. Remember those books? I know someidiothasice does! ;) Anyway, you can read Chris’ Version (Part 1A: Irony and Part 2A: Revision) or Zach’s Version (Part 1B: Distance and this - Part 2B: Scheme) or Mix Match the two (Irony, Distance, Revision, Scheme), which is what I recommend because I tried to limit scene overlap by mostly only putting a vague mention of things which occurred in Chris’ half.
This is, I would say, the last part.

Here’s a more convenient list. XD
Part 1A: Irony
Part 1B: Distance
Part 2A: Revision

Part 2B: ( You were already the brave one, already surpassed anything I’ve done. Now, let me do some of the fighting for you, right? )

Title: Distance
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me (Part 1B; Follows Irony and Revision, sort of)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When they’re outed, they’re already over. This is the aftermath. From Zach’s perspective.
Word Count: 4606
Warnings: Language and angst, baby. As always.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: chellealistic.
AN: (long A/N is long, sorry) By popular vote (and a huge self-indulgent streak), I bring you Zach’s version of Irony! I don’t know that you need to read it or the sequel, Revision, first. The order I’d probably recommend reading them is Irony (Part 1A), Distance (Part 1B), Revision (Part 2A). Zach, for all his repetitive neurosis, needed some vindication, so he gets to tell his side. This gets a little confusing to explain here, but Distance & Irony are the same time frame so they get labeled “Parts 1”, Revision and the as yet untitled Zach POV get labeled “Parts 2”. A indicates Chris’ POV while B indicates Zach’s. Does this make any sense at all?

Also, because it’s me, I recommend listening to SAVE YOU by Kelly Clarkson. It’s perfection and will break your heart more than “Cry.” Promise.

[A= Chris POV ; B= Zach POV]
Part 1A: Irony

Part 1B: ( Distance was only effective when actively imposed mentally and emotionally as well as physically. )

Part 2A: Revision
Part 2B: Scheme

Title: Revision (Sequel to Irony)
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: Zach calls after Chris' morning show outburst...this is the aftermath.
Word Count: 4014
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: chellealistic. She really shouldn't encourage me.
AN: Due to seriously popular demand - Sequel to Irony (which really should be read first or this doesn’t make much sense). Guys, really, wow. I knew the ending was…cruel, but a sequel had only been a vague concept. I didn’t expect so many people to ask for one! Really, I’m so flattered…you don’t even know. Anyway, I couldn’t possibly resist all of you (even though I’m not sure this will do any justice to the expectation)
PS – if you can find the Panic at the Disco quote…I’ll give you…love?

[A=Chris' POV ; B=Zach's POV]

Part 1A: Irony
Part 1B: Distance


( We’re doing this again, properly. Together. That was the deal. )

Part 2B: Scheme

Title: Risk [3/3] (or "Scare Me")
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13 (Maybe R, there's a LOT of profanity, let me know if I should change it up)
Summary: Chris makes a mistake. Zach barely handles it. Chris deals…poorly.
Wordcount: 5,980
Warnings: Angst, language, angst, some self-indulgent fluff
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: chellealistic this is why she's my favorite.
AN: Italics indicate flashbacks. Also, POV shifts around the flashbacks and then merges because I couldn’t reconcile myself to only writing this through one of them….and not writing an alternate (which seemed like overkill and extremely self-indulgent).This part fought with me, but I think I won in the end.

Part One
Part Two

( You really try to make me hate you sometimes, don’t you? )