Title: I Like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13
Summary: Zach likes old school boybands. Chris mocks.
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: You may experience fangirly flashbacks to the late 90’s. Boyband mockery…they’re all fair game (Except BBMak and SoulDecision…because no one else knows who they are). Some language. General Crackiness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, the “bands”, the song titles/lyrics, or anything other than my word choice and clothes really. No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: Backstreet’s Back! Okay, so as you may have seen from b_dsaint’s AWESOME crack!fic, there was an EPIC boyband spazz out discussion on Twitter a little bit ago because, yes, BSB had returned (again…). Somehow that turned into a loose sequel to Romance is Dead or I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too. Chris gets his revenge for the Twilight ridicule.
babykid528 and b_dsaint are enablers of the worst kind…This is for you, girlies.

I debated posting this because...well, I think it may be kind of crap and fail at being even REMOTELY funny. Apparently, I'm more funny when I'm writing Chris than Zach. Oh well. I promised the girls this...so they get it.

( MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! MY AUDITORY CANALS HAVE COLLAPSED! MY EARDRUMS! THEY'VE RUPTURED! )