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MERRY CHRISTMAS dr_jasley


Title: Christmas, Maybe
Characters: Spencer, Ray, Gerard, Mikey, Gabe, Frank, Brendon
Pairing: Gen with background Brendon/Frank/Gabe
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mention of reactions that could be considered PTSD, mention of past minor character death (non-explicit), profanity
Summary: After the disaster the past year has been, Spencer dreads Christmas even more than usual. Gerard, however, is all about the Christmas Spirit. It’s a problem.
Word Count: ~3,000
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: Christmas present for dr_jasley (hope you like it, bb)! This is a one-shot from somewhere in the middle of a ‘verse we’re working on (short title: Spy AU). The ‘verse hasn’t been posted anywhere yet, but we’re in love with it so it will absolutely show up one day. I think all you need to know for this is that Gabe, Frank, and Brendon are in a relationship. The trio and Spencer went “underground” after some work mishaps and were taken in by Mikey, Gerard, and Ray. It should make sense on its own, though. If not, I’m sorry but hope you enjoy it anyway!

( Gerard has decked the motherfucking halls. Literally. )

Title: Reach out, Scream Out
Series: This is What's Left
Fandom: Bandom (My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco)
Pairing: pre- Brendon/Mikey
hc_bingo prompt: Mutation
Summary: Nothing made the throbbing, pulling, stabbing sensations in his brain cease. Nothing even toned it down.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: alien abductions, physical pain, mental pain, scientific experiments
Word Count: ~1000
Disclaimer: Don't know. Don't own. I deal in lies.
Author's Notes: This should stand alone just fine, but is technically Part 2 of the This is What's Left 'verse shared with dr_jasley. This follows Waiting for the Burn Out (Mikey's POV) and A Shadow of Hope (Gerard's POV of Waiting for the Burn Out).

( Nothing made sense. )

Title: Waiting for the Burn Out
Series: This is What’s Left
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pre- Brendon/Mikey
hc_bingo prompt: Electrocution
Summary: Mikey woke up shaking, hot, and screaming.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Electrocution, kidnapping, physical abuse
Word Count: 1077
Disclaimer: Don't know. Don't own. I deal in lies.
AN: Part 1 of the This is What’s Left ‘verse, shared with dr_jasley. The whole ‘verse (which has the potential to occupy us for about forever because we didn’t have enough to write already. >.> ) is going to be housed at a comm we haven’t made yet, but I might continue to post it here just because. IDK, that doesn’t actually matter. What matters is that I’m super excited about this ‘verse so look for a lot more of it!

( Maybe Mikey just didn't give a fuck anymore )

Title: Sh-sh-shakin'
Fandom: Bandom (Panic! at the Disco)
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
hc_bingo prompt: electrocution
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Other than mild electrocution and boy stupidity, it's pretty safe.
Summary: Brendon installs a fence and it backfires.
Word Count: 1430
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: Finally finished one of the prompts for hc_bingo (full card here...potentially triggery). Still not posting bandom in bandom comms, I don't know why. Maybe eventually I'll write something that isn't Brendon/Spencer...that possibility isn't seeming too likely. Title from Rooney's "Shakin'" because I suck at titles and I've never had issues being cliche. No beta, feel free to poke at my errors or offer to beta in the future. ;)

( Your asking for trouble. We're going to get sued. )

Title: The Real Life of Jack Christian [1/2]
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris writes novels on the side and under a pseudonym. He finds out Zach’s a fan and pesters him constantly.
Rating: PG13
Warning: Uh…language, mostly.
Word Count: 5625 (for this part)
Disclaimer: I’m a pathological liar.
AN: For this prompt at trek_rpf_kink. This did not even remotely go in the direction I originally planned (you all know how that goes) and it ended up having a sort of…dual story feel with two different things running parallel. Maybe it’s sort of cracky, sort of AU (only not really). I have NO idea what happens when people get books published. And I decimated any semblance of a real timeline here.
It’s about a half step from finished so the rest may be up tonight…maybe tomorrow morning. I’m just really antsy over it for some reason so I’m posting half. AND, huge thanks to chellealistic for reading this like 3 times so far and being generally amazing.


( I like my office. Touch it and I’ll cut your hair in your sleep. Then shave the rest of your eyebrows, make it easier for the makeup girls. )

Title: I Like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG13
Summary: Zach likes old school boybands. Chris mocks.
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: You may experience fangirly flashbacks to the late 90’s. Boyband mockery…they’re all fair game (Except BBMak and SoulDecision…because no one else knows who they are). Some language. General Crackiness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, the “bands”, the song titles/lyrics, or anything other than my word choice and clothes really. No clue what they really get up to in their spare time (but I seriously doubt it's this). I deal in lies, kids.
AN: Backstreet’s Back! Okay, so as you may have seen from b_dsaint’s AWESOME crack!fic, there was an EPIC boyband spazz out discussion on Twitter a little bit ago because, yes, BSB had returned (again…). Somehow that turned into a loose sequel to Romance is Dead or I Hate You and Your Lame Book, Too. Chris gets his revenge for the Twilight ridicule.
babykid528 and b_dsaint are enablers of the worst kind…This is for you, girlies.

I debated posting this because...well, I think it may be kind of crap and fail at being even REMOTELY funny. Apparently, I'm more funny when I'm writing Chris than Zach. Oh well. I promised the girls this...so they get it.

( MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! MY AUDITORY CANALS HAVE COLLAPSED! MY EARDRUMS! THEY'VE RUPTURED! )

Title: Distance
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me (Part 1B; Follows Irony and Revision, sort of)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When they’re outed, they’re already over. This is the aftermath. From Zach’s perspective.
Word Count: 4606
Warnings: Language and angst, baby. As always.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: chellealistic.
AN: (long A/N is long, sorry) By popular vote (and a huge self-indulgent streak), I bring you Zach’s version of Irony! I don’t know that you need to read it or the sequel, Revision, first. The order I’d probably recommend reading them is Irony (Part 1A), Distance (Part 1B), Revision (Part 2A). Zach, for all his repetitive neurosis, needed some vindication, so he gets to tell his side. This gets a little confusing to explain here, but Distance & Irony are the same time frame so they get labeled “Parts 1”, Revision and the as yet untitled Zach POV get labeled “Parts 2”. A indicates Chris’ POV while B indicates Zach’s. Does this make any sense at all?

Also, because it’s me, I recommend listening to SAVE YOU by Kelly Clarkson. It’s perfection and will break your heart more than “Cry.” Promise.

[A= Chris POV ; B= Zach POV]
Part 1A: Irony

Part 1B: ( Distance was only effective when actively imposed mentally and emotionally as well as physically. )

Part 2A: Revision
Part 2B: Scheme

Title: Irony
Series: Among Some Talk of You and Me
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13 (pretty PG, except for language)
Summary: When the news breaks...it's already over.
Word Count: 3989
Warnings: blatant abuse of morning talk shows, a lot of characters I can't be bothered to name, and some angst (because I apparently can't write anything else)
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: chellealistic <3
AN: I'm dedicating this to babykid528 because she gets the, uh, Pinto-ness of Kelly Clarkson songs. Anyway, I recommend listening to Cry by Kelly before/during/after reading this.

Also, background here, I had a 2 ½ hour drive during which I accidentally set my cd player on repeat song instead of repeat disk. I played through the song three times (maybe more) before I realized my mistake. Then I listened to it repeatedly on purpose...then this happened.

( It all started with Anton. )

Part 1B: Distance
Part 2A: Revision
Part 2B: Scheme

Title: Risk [2/3] (Or "Better as a Memory")
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: PG-13 (Maybe R, there's a LOT of profanity, let me know if I should change it up)
Summary: Chris makes a mistake. Zach barely handles it. Chris deals…poorly.
Wordcount: 4,270
Warnings: Angst, language, alcohol, poorly thought out decisions, flashback!fluff, nonexplicit sexual content, angst. This is not made of happy.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a nonprofit product of my warped and depraved mind. I deal in lies, kids.
Beta: My darling chellealistic who indulges me.
AN: This part is in Chris’ POV instead of Zach’s. Don’t worry, we’ll get back to him. Italics indicate flashbacks. This part is directly connected to the songfic meme I did (Specifically #7).

PART ONE

( Can you just tell me what happened? )

Title: Risky Business, Chris Pine Style
Rating: PG-13 (for some nudity and language)
Characters: Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto
Summary: Chris + Lady Gaga = Tom Cruise?
Disclaimer: I own nothing (herein or otherwise). This includes "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga and the boys. Presumably, I’d have more money or more interesting things to do otherwise
AN: Written for this prompt at the trek_rpf_kink meme. I kind of hate this song, but I saw the prompt, the song got stuck in my head and the rest is history.
It’s not very slashy, really. So you can read that into it if you want (which I’m sure you do!) or not.

( Man, how many times have you seen Risky Business? )