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Title: Everything I Needed to Know About Life I Learned Teaching Kindergarten
Pairing: Gen with hints of pre-Gerard/Frank
Rating: So very G
Warnings: Crying children, if you want to be warned for that.
Summary: The last day before Christmas Break should be easy for Gerard and his teacher’s aide, Frank. Teaching kindergarten, though, means never having a dull day. It wouldn’t be Gerard’s classroom if Victoria wasn’t biting Gabe, William and Adam weren’t trying to steal Ryland, Greta and Lindsey weren’t hording crayons, and Brendon wasn’t crying while Spencer glared at everyone.
Word Count: ~3,200
Disclaimer: I deal in lies.
AN: For theletterelle as a Christmas present! She wanted bandom in kindergarten, which is the most adorable thing EVER. I hope you like it, bb! <3 saxihighlandck helped me with a title, because she can work wonders.

( Oh, God. Victoria bit Gabe again. )

Title: In The Back of Your Head
Fandom: Bandom, specifically Panic (appearances/mentions of members of TAI, MCR, FOB, Cobra, The Cab, Travie and TYV)
Pairing: Gen (but intended pre-Brendon/Spencer/Bob)
hc_bingo prompt: Cages
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Slavery, physical violence, emotional and physical abuse, mentions of sex slavery (non-explicit), forced nudity, language
Summary: Spencer didn't actually look at anyone who came to browse, didn't care, never did. It was all the same, even if the faces changed. Not all places were like Saporta's, the vast majority were a direct opposite but they all looked like perfectly respectable people....if respectable meant in favor of owning people and forcing them to get their hands dirty so you don't have to.
Word Count: 14,648
Disclaimer: I know nothing; I own nothing. This never happened, thank God.
( AN and Thanks )

PART ONE (7290 words)
PART TWO (7358 words)