Attractive Celebrity Idol Top 6 (Day 5) + a Bonus

[bootson]

Contrary to popular belief, 7 is not always a lucky number. It wasn't for our last remaining drummer, Nate Novarro. And he is in SHOCK. Because he's tiny and cute and uber-talented.

See? SHOCKED.


But that's okay because he has something even better than Bob's puppy; He has an ALEX. I think he'll be all right.


We're down to six! And again, our male:female ratio has evened out! Where will the votes fall this time? Will Dierks, who has been in the bottom three for days now lose out? Will Brendon's adorkable nature finally fail him? Will Scarlett have hair a little too weird? Will Kristen and Chris and Zoe continue to stay safely in the top three? We shall see, we shall see.




1. Chris Pine (figures b&w and shirtless pics have worked for the others so.)


2. Dierks Bentley (wanted to show off his skillz)


3. Kristen Bell (knows how well the Maxim photoshoot does for her)


4. Brendon Urie (is keeping the drum-love alive because he plays everything anyway)


5. Zoe Saldana (always classy, that Zoe)


6. Scarlett Johansson (looks like she's taking it to the trailer park. idk, I just really like the pic)


Eliminated:
7. Nate Novarro
8. Rose McGowan
9. Bob Bryar
10. Spencer Smith

BONUS!!!!
Jon Walker and Ryan Ross because I'm seeing The Young Veins opening for Rooney tomorrow night.


NOW! Stop staring at Jon's bad hair and vote.


[Poll #1592771]

Comments

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

Awwww... I really liked Nate - he's just so adorible! You people have no taste! (jk ~:D)

[bootson.livejournal.com]

LOL Even though it's my list...i totally had an order I wanted them to go in. Nate, in my version, totally made top 4 lol

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

He should of! He's just so... He's the kind of sexy where I could swear on my grave that looking at a picture of him makes you spontaniously pregnant. 'Specially when he's without a top. ~:D

[bootson.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?! If I'd had more pics of him shirtless, he'd give Chris a run for his money.

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

*strangled moan* Great. You had to mention perhaps two of the sexiest people in this entire fracking plane of existance in the same sentance. Now I need to see if the Internet has Nate/Chris (which it probably doesn't, you evil, evil sob. I hope you're happy about what you've done to me)
(don't take any of it personally, bb ~:D)

[bootson.livejournal.com]

I WILL WRITE YOU CHRIS/NATE

Obviously, I am not apologetic at all. Also, I got excited and hit post too soon lol

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

I COULD LOVE YOU, BB, JUST FOR THAT. ~:D
(Please, please do. I'll comment and favorite that shit to high heaven; I'd worship the ground you walk on, wherever it may be. Hell, I'd be your slave, if need be. Just...! Nhg. [the obsession is already taking root...])

ChrisPine/Nate Novarro (with unrequited Nate/Alex)

[bootson.livejournal.com]

"What do you do, anyway?" Chis looked Nate up and down. He was a pretty small person, really, but his arms and that chest. Maybe Chris was a little too interested in how the fabric of Nate's t-shirt stretched across his chest.

"Drum."

Chris startled a little, taking a drink so he wouldn't sound too surprised. "What, like as a hobby?"

Nate's expression closed off a little more and it was hard not to laugh at that. "What do you do?"

"I'm an actor."

Without missing a beat, Nate deadpanned "You mean as a hobby?

Without meaning to, Chris laughed, the first real laugh of the whole night. "Clever."

"Yeah." Finishing his drink, Nate shrugged.

For someone so small and, admittedly, really fucking attractive, Chris was pretty impressed with how snippy he looked. It was better than Zach on one of his tirades about the lack of free trade coffee in Pennsylvania or whatever. Normally, Chris would have been content to just laugh it off, poke at this guy that he'd known since they were stuck waiting together at the bar just for how amusing it was. This time, though, he was more interested in getting that bitchy little look off of his face. Idly, he wondered what that would take.

"What's with the someone-kicked-my-puppy look?"

That almost got him a smile. "I don't know what you're talking about." But his eyes scanned across the room, looking for someone apparently, and stopping in the direction of some tall guy in maybe-ironically mis-matched colors that Chris remembered seeing Nate with earlier and soome other guy wearing glasses.

"Aw. Were you abandoned?"

"Fuck off," Nate told him without any real heat. "Fucking Alex."

And that last part was too quiet to be meant for Chris, but he latched onto it anyway. "I'm guessing you want to be?"

There was a slightly scared look being shot at him and Chris knew he'd hit the nail on the head. Well then. At least he knew why this kid was so pissy all the time.

"That obvious?"

"Little bit," Chris shrugged. He glanced around before he stepped closer. Catching his fingers in one of Nate's beltloops, he pulled him closer, their hips crashing toggether. The gasp he got was worth it. "Tell you what. I'm bored, you're sort of sexy in this tortured and jail-baity type way-"

"What the hell? I'm not-"

"Let's see if you can channel your unresolved sexual-tension, yeah?"

Re: ChrisPine/Nate Novarro (with unrequited Nate/Alex)

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU. For realsies. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Gah. This is just so fucking amazing - it's amazingness just transcends all kinds of awesome; and really, really just what I fucking needed. :D I just... love this so fucking much. I would adopt it, if I could. Say it was the love child of a one-night stand - ANYTHING, really. ...I think my ovaries exploded.

He was a pretty small person, really, but his arms and that chest. Maybe Chris was a little too interested in how the fabric of Nate's t-shirt stretched across his chest.

Nate is kinda short, isn't he? BUT THAT'S WHY HE'S SO AMAZING. Can you imagine him standing next to Chris? Completely and utterly orgasm worthy. I whish this would happen in real life. ;D NATE'S CHEST gdufghdtegacihpiifuyk. Gah. I think we'd all be waaaaay too interesting in how his t-shirt is stretched over it. 

Without missing a beat, Nate deadpanned "You mean as a hobby?

Without meaning to, Chris laughed, the first real laugh of the whole night. "Clever."

I laughed so hard when I read this - I just can totally see this happening if they ever were to meet. Can you imagine the conversation? Enough to send me to my bunk. And that's a scientifically proven fact. :D

He glanced around before he stepped closer. Catching his fingers in one of Nate's beltloops, he pulled him closer, their hips crashing toggether. The gasp he got was worth it. "Tell you what. I'm bored, you're sort of sexy in this tortured and jail-baity type way-"

"What the hell? I'm not-"

"Let's see if you can channel your unresolved sexual-tension, yeah?"

THE MENTAL IMAGE. I would die a happy women if I kicked the bucket thinking about the bodies flush together... UNF, bb. Just UNF. I love the conversation; it just so-- salacious, without being over the top. And they haven't even had sex yet ;D I could reread it every hour on the hour. (I think I just might...)
This solidifies you as MORE FANTASTICAL THAN A MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN in my mind - jsyk. 

Re: ChrisPine/Nate Novarro (with unrequited Nate/Alex)

[bootson.livejournal.com]

I'll let you have joint-custody of it since you basically put the idea in my head, babe!

Dude, I don't know why in hell Chris and Nate would even be in the same place at the same time...I don't really care either. I just know that IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. ;)

OMG. Wow. MORE fantastical than a unicorn????? BEST. COMPLIMENT. EVER. I want it on a sparly banner or something lol. I want to parade it around on an icon. haha

I'm really glad you liked it, bb! I wrote it up really quickly and was even going to write you porn (There was going to be bathroom!sex and Nate shoved up against walls and Chris being all toppy) but it was late and I had to get up early. I'M HOPING I'll get that written eventually though! Because...it needs to happen. I now have the images in my head and I can't...un-imagine them lol.

♥

Re: ChrisPine/Nate Novarro (with unrequited Nate/Alex)

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

Joint-custody yeahs! I feel bad for the 'kid', though - I'd probably always be hugging it and poking it and just smiling all creepy-like every time I see it... It have to be like twice a month with me otherwise I'd end up killing it xD

I bet if we studied up on all the obscure, back alleyway alchemy and voodoo shit, we could totally make Chris in love with Nate Cobra Starship. And then he'd have every reason to seek out our adorable little drummer CONCERT TICKETS. Yeah... ~:D

...that'd be a really hilarious icon, actually, bb. I'll totally see what I can do :D (Who knows? Maybe I can make it SPARKELY, because it's not important if it doesn't shine *spastic jazz hands*)

BB, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES. (YOU COULD SLEEP FOR THREE DAYS - as long as it's not, like, because of a  medically induced coma or because you get sick or because the space pirate zombies who are also Nazis crashed their Tardis into your house. Because that would make me sad and worried and go even MOAR pazza - and that's really not good for either of us) AS LONG AS YOU'RE AWAKE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY WRITE THE PR0N. Because I scoured the internet, and we seem to be the only people crazy enough to want these people sexing each other up. (Crying shame, if you ask me.)

I think you have magically-mindy powers, cuz I totally thought THE SAME THING. Okay, that's bit of a lie - I only thought about how hot it would be to see Chris and Nate shirtless and grinding their iliacs together BUT IT WAS IN A BATHROOM. So... look! A flying pig! Obvious distraction is obvious.

Re: ChrisPine/Nate Novarro (with unrequited Nate/Alex)

[bootson.livejournal.com]

I will scour the internet and we'll get on the mind control, I've been trying to develop those abilities for a while anyway!

Space pirate zombies....I LOVE how your brain works. wtf? lol hahah I WILL write it eventually. I'm going to try to force out slave!fic first for hc_bingo It's been giving me hell and I feel bad writing other things without finishing that first.

Seriously. WTF is up with people? THEY SHOULD BE DYING FOR THIS PAIRING. So what if they don't now and probably never will interact with each other?

I was more Nate shirtless and Chris' shit upbuttoned and shoved off his shoulders but just staying there....but still! The bathroom setting is the same! ;) haha I am not so easily distracted! Seriously, I'm writing this this week if it kills me. lol

Re: ChrisPine/Nate Novarro (with unrequited Nate/Alex)

[flavouredice.livejournal.com]

You know what we could do? Tie up JKR and force her to give us magically magical powers and wands and robes and all that other shit. I'm sure Voldamort had some wicked ass mind control powers xD

(...my mind is like the space vacuum of never ending Red Lips (tots not slang for LSD) where anything and EVERYTHING happens. Like my fratellino's in 9ish grade, right? So he had to read about the "epic love story of R&J" so instead he just watched the '60's movie version and I was watching it with him and all throughout it I just thought: "ajdfjguegwhfk Benvolio/Mercutio/Romeo/Tybalt and tranny Juiliet = HOT LIKE MEXICO". )

Write your slave!fic! You have priorities, and something and another, procrastination and brownies! Do I make myself cleaah? *in the love child of a British and Boston accent*

For some reason the internet doesn't want to be corrupted like this. Like, my sis loves CS (but doesn't bother with the members, just la musica) and she loves CFine, so I told her about Nate and Chris (and she's a crazy slash addict sorta like me but it ranges on the "normal, expected" side) and she was like: "What? No! CFine stays with ZQ - I don't care how pretty drummah boy is. :|" And perhaps maybe the rest of the internets like this? (It's prolly just because CFine and NN don't interact so no one's thought of it TT_TT)

O.O ...that's... even sexier. YOU MADE MY BRAIN MELT FROM THE MENTAL IMAGES - now I have a legit reason not to do my school work ~:D

(Yes, I'm a bit loquacious; what was your first clue? ~:D)

[babykid528.livejournal.com]

LOL! Miz and I chose the same! XD

[bootson.livejournal.com]

hah Miz is probably glad someone else finally voted against Scarlett with her. I think she's voted for her each time

[mizubyte.livejournal.com]

nooooo NOT NATE!

[bootson.livejournal.com]

i knoooooow. Poor boy. Here have a bonus pic:



(my pairings are showing but most of my nate pics also include alex...also, wtf. i can't type tonight)

[chellealistic.livejournal.com]

This is going to get hard for me VERY fast D:

[bootson.livejournal.com]

haha Dude. I Know. Once Brendon's gone, you're screwed, aren't you?

[chellealistic.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. Pretty much.

[bootson.livejournal.com]

Start flipping coins? lol

[pikasafire.livejournal.com]

OMG, THIS IS GETTING REALLY HARD! /o\

Also, JWalk, YOU NEED A HAIRCUT. STAT. OMGLOL

[bootson.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOW. I do not envy you guys voting lol

Also, I can report that he HAS had a haircut and looks like a normal person again. Ryan's hair is starting to have gravity defying curls though ;) lol